Job

Among all money making activities working in a job - working as a contractor or consultant - might be an option.

Base rate: $5000 per week.

I have no idea why I'm offering you such a bargain. I guess I enjoy Helping_Others :) Seriously... Grab it while stock lasts!

= CV =

Google Doc - if you require Word format - just download as Word.

= Criteria =

Sleep
Rather than intoxicating myself with caffeine I would to have opportunity to take a nap. Designated sleep area. No more hiding in disables toilet (the only place that is private and big enough to lie down). Actually it wasn't that convenient either - noise from corridor and elevators was not cool.

Outdoor
Unless air conditioning is pumping enhanced oxygen mixture I prefer fresh air. Happy to conduct various experiments with enhanced oxygen levels or carrying my own oxygen bootle. I really need fresh air and Sun. In the UK there is not much Sun so on sunny days - I really need to be outside and I'll do the work in the evening / at night.

Standing desk
Get a £5 table in IKEA - https://instagram.com/p/saLg41lUWF/

Guess what - health and safety - cannot have standing desk at my current place. That's not sustainable.

Incentives
Working as if it was last job in my life! (infinite growth potential).

For many years my priorities, incentives and driving factors were as follow:
 * get paid
 * learn something useful (increase market value, increase pay)
 * preserve energy so I can work on my projects after hours (whether it was legal or not that's another story)

I don't want have a job like this anymore. I would rather have some incentives to work extra hard and actually make things happen.

Care to explain more? I think I was generally smart and was able to complete work in half amount of time. During first month when I was overly eager and enthusiastic I've learnt (cultural thing) that noone else give a f*** and I had to learn how to mitigate my enthusiasm. That's how big companies work - they move slowly, at a sustainable pace.

= Types of jobs I can do =

Developer
This is what I do.

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stefek99 GitHub: https://github.com/stefek99 (5+ years and counting) StackOverflow: http://stackoverflow.com/users/775359/michal-stefanow?tab=profile (top 7% this year) See also CV at Google Docs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/182mzhZJ2g47P11NIojgEnPwuMl_6ucQP1sFrhpcdAWM/edit?usp=sharing

Sales Marketing
These are interchangeable and go side by side.

I love presenting, I love being on the stage.

But first - I need live and breathe the product - I need to be fully convinced it is the winner. Otherwise I would be lying to potential customers and lying is not cool.

Hacking
Would be nice to learn some tools.

I'm not a hacker.

I want to learn. Hopefully I'll create an opportunity in Hackbase to actually learn the thing.

Teaching
Once upon a time I wrote a proposal for 1 day intense web developer workshop: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hwtt3zIKEPq7uAapmJ-YX7XmwWoPyZnkWDvSg9SOu4c/edit#heading=h.jd84ydhke834

I would be happy to teach it to homeless people. The other day I wrote a blog post about economy of being homeless (that is not cool) - http://www.iamthespecialist.com/2015/11/being-homeless-is-not-cool-especially.html - and I want to help them as much as I can.

All above
As in Helping Others - offering various services to people who need them most

= Jobs that appear fun =
 * GoogleX
 * Microsoft Research
 * Walt Disney imaginering
 * Reviewing flagged YouTube videos

Job will always remain a job - chances of becoming wealthy are relatively low. Chances of changing the world are relatively low. Be a leader, not a follower.